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Wednesday, November 7, 2007, 6:15 AM
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WTF!! Dying in parliament is an offence and is also by far the most absurd law in Britain, according to a survey of nearly 4,000 people by a television channel showing a legal drama series. And though the lords were clad in their red and white ermine cloaks and ambassadors from around the world wore colourful national costumes, at least nobody turned up in a suit of armour. Illegal. The laws and other regulations were culled from published research into ancient legislation that has never been repealed although subsequent statutes have rendered them obsolete. Respondents were given a shortlist and asked to vote. Most ridiculous British law: 1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent) 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent) 3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent) 4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent) 5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent) 6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent) 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent) 8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent) 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent) 10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent) taken from yahoo featured. god. so much nonsense. here's more. taken from thecritic's blog; I was on the phone with a special someone , who's too shy to be mentioned. So we shall call her Manje K. Manje means affectionate in malay. Or at least I think. And here's how the phone conversation went when things started to get a little naughty. -Phone- Manje K: Honey , Give me a massage my body aches. Me: Alright , massages back in circular motion. And now comes the part where I try seduce her and which I now realise I just shouldn't have bloody tried in the first place when I knew I was simply going to screw everything up. Me: Would you like me to go lower honey? In which I mean, you fucks know what I'm talking about. I know majority of you are horny non-virgins in denial. Manje K: -giggles- How much lower honey? And at the bloody moment , after not having done phone sex for almost 2 bloody years it dawned upon me that I was now about to have phone sex with a beautiful woman. And what did I reply to her , "How much lower honey" teasingly put question. Me : Points. Yes. I motherfucking said "points" to a hot female. In which she just burst into hysterical laughter. For about 4 mins which seem to last like for decades. Never in my entire 22 years of living did I not feel like I had lost every pride of being a man. At that moment I swear I did not feel like a man. And if it was bloody not embarrasing enough , she went to tell her new BFF. [Best Friend Forever] Nur Adilla Shanti a.k.a Dillypadi who happened to Mrs Jason has a fucking left nut so big it deserves it's own Ic. and aparment who just happened to be on msn at that point of time. In which she simply took everything in. And just typed a reply ; "Tell Jason this for me." in which was ; "BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH." Nice. Two attractive women laughing at the fact that I went "points" during phone sex. Pardon me as I go bury my pride now. END lolness cannot help it.too funny!!!!!! god!! hahaha! thats it for now SWEET dreams! and HAPPY DEEPAVALI!!! u called me. i saw you. you smiled at me. and my problems were solved.=) |
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